She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
My liver just had a heart attack.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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