HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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