dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Me too!
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she pinky promised me she was 18
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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