Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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