Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Randomize
