It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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