If i come over, it means nothing
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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