Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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