You don't have asthma, your pregnant
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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