she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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