I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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