I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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