Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
