Jerry, you need to find god
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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