i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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