I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I wish i was in the wii world.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
