party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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