we're blogging at a bar
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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