So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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