He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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