So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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