awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just threw up on my dentist
nutella sex= disaster
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
This is the high leading the old right now
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
My dick has a subreddit
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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