Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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