well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
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