...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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