I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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