yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
that is very illegal...i love you.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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