I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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