so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
