is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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