Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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