Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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