I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
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