Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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