I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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