We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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