do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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