D3 body, D1 cock
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He uses pillows to masturbate.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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