The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
so let's talk penis.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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