idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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