Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I hate all girls vehemently.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
either way he was missing a nipple.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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