It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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