you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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