At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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