whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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