Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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