For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Help me help you realize you are a moron
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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