Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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