Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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