a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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