when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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